|Car||White Mitsubishi Pajero|
Bigfoot Joe (Japanese: ビッグフット ジョー Bigfoot Joe) is available to visit when you talk to Michael. He is highly paranoid and hunts for fake bears. When the protagonist visits Joe, he will have them promise him not to tell anybody about his hobby.
- "AHHHH!!! Oh no! Bear!! It's a bear!!! (clatter, clatter, clatter) Ahhhhh!!! Ohhhhhh! Ahhhhh! Oh my! It's nothing! Nothing!! What the...? Who are you? You better not tell anyone about this! You understand, right? They'll all laugh at me."
- (After the protagonist says "I won't say anything") "Ah ah ah ah ah ah! That's the way I like it! You're cool! Take this! It's a fake bear fur. I hunt fake bears. Please keep quiet about that."
- (Before recruiting him) "Are you asking me how fast I am? I am faster than anyone! Of course, no doubt about it! I'll prove it to you, so let me join in your team. It's full? But I'm so much faster! Come on! Let me on the team, okay?"
- (Declining his request) "What? Did I hear you wrong? You didn't just refuse me, did you? You know what you're getting, right? Right! Think about it and come back."
- (Accepting his request) "Everybody, watch and learn from the master! I'll prove to you that I'm the best."
- (Whilst on the team) "What? You must be very happy coming back visiting me."
- "I'll see you later!"