The unnamed receptionist only lets people in if they have appointments with the president or CEO.
- "This must be your first time. Welcome to Noise Corporation, the company that welcomes the world! How may we help you today?"
- "We're sorry... We cannot let through people who do not have appointments. Please leave."
- (If the protagonist contains an Expensive Scarf) "Oh! The thing you're holding! That's a premium!!! A very expensive scarf!! What? What? You're going to give it to me? If I let you see the President? Well...fine then. Hold on really quick. Okay, you should be able to enter now. Have a nice time."