"This must be your first time. Welcome to Noise Corporation, the company that welcomes the world! How may we help you today?"
"We're sorry... We cannot let through people who do not have appointments. Please leave."
(if the protagonist contains an Expensive Scarf) "Oh! The thing you're holding! That's a premium!!! A very expensive scarf!! What? What? You're going to give it to me? If I let you see the President? Well...fine then. Hold on really quick. Okay, you should be able to enter now. Have a nice time."